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10 février 2008 | Pas de commentaire|

Moby En consultant le journal du site officiel de Moby, j’ai eu un certain “choc” en lisant ces quelques lignes … oui c’est de l’humour, mais quand on ne s’y attend pas, ça surprend … Je cite :

oh, sometimes journalists read my updates.
if you’re a journalist and you’re reading this: hi, nice to meet you.
if you’re a journalist and you’re going to be interviewing me please note the following:
a-at present i have no plans to go into space.
b-i like tea but i’m not a teetotaller(why is it ‘teetotaller’, is it a golf related? for the record, my first ever job was as a caddy but i know nothing about golf).
just trying to be helpful and save you some time.
also, if you’re a journalist and you’re thinking of either giving ‘last night’ a bad review
or writing something nasty about me i’d be more than happy to send cash/drugs/hookers
to you in the interest of receiving good press.
i’m all for freedom of the press, but i’m not averse to some good old-fashioned
4th estate payola(to spell it out: bad review=no cash/drugs/hookers. good review=cash/drugs/hookers).
i know that some members of the press find me distasteful. i understand, i’m opinionated and annoying. but don’t you think you could shelve the bad review in the interest of free money or drugs?
come on, everyone’s doing it. just pretend you’re a member of the house of representatives.

now i’m thinking that i shouldn’t post this because someone might misunderstand that i’m
being facetious. no hookers or drugs from me, cos that would be illegal(notice that sweet beautiful
cash wasn’t included in the ‘illegal’ list. and the hookers and drugs are negotiable depending upon the country wherein you’ll be writing/publishing the good review).

En clair, pour son prochain album “last night”, qui sortira le 10 mars de cette année, il invite les journalistes a faire une bonne critique de ce dernier dans le but de leur envoyer de l’argent liquide, de la drogue et des prostituées ! Sinon, rien de tout ça ! A prendre à un certain degré …